Ryan Rathbone
| Position: |
Coach! |
| Age: |
18 |
| Hockey Age: |
10 |
| Mental Age: |
90 |
| Shoots: |
Right (of the net) |
| How best to describe the smell of your kit? |
Good |
| What is your best asset? |
My hair |
| Favourite movie quote: |
"Do you want to kiss my lucky egg?" - Cool Runnings |
| What weighs more your head or bottom? |
Head |
| Who is your hero? |
Coach Chic |
| Dream holiday destination: |
Australia |
| Put in order of scariness: Santa, Coach Roman, Mickey Mouse, Captain Coop, Coach Chic (1=most scary, 5=least scary) |
1) Santa 2) Mickey Mouse 3) Captain Coop 4) Coach Roman 5) Coach Chic |
| What was your last New Year's Resolution? |
To make a new year's resolution next year |
| Which of the Seven Dwarves are you most alike? |
Happy |
| Early bird or night owl? |
Early bird |
| What would your superhero power be, and what would you wear? |
The Ryan Rathbone show |
| What TV show would you host? |
ever tried, ever failed, no matter, try again, fail again, fail better |
| Give some wisdom to the Vipers: |
[Editorial Note: no widsom was provided] |
[Ryan was unable to write his own poem]
There was a coach called Ryan
Who has hair like that of a lion!
He has a way with his words
Teaches wisdom to his birds
And can make his D-men play like Zion!
"Ryan has been involved with the Nottingham Vipers from a very early age. The guy knew that being surrounded
by a bunch of loveable girls is a good thing - he is no fool! Since developing a taste for coaching, Ryan
has gone from being behind the scenes to at the forefront of the action. He may appear to be slight in
nature and always with a smile on his face, but he has a vicious and evil streak! The players know this.
The players strive to stay on the right side of Ryan. He aims to help lead them to greatness. He
intends to do this with a mixture of good humour, winding-up his players, and some good hockey sense.
Only time will be able to judge his success. The girls are lucky and greatful to have him back for another season."