Michaela Johnson #15

Position:	Defence
Age:	16
Hockey Age:	3
Mental Age:	Oh god, erm, 2!
Shoots:	Right, gold, shiny!
How best to describe the smell of your kit?	Pong but hint of dead person
What is your best asset?	My glitter
Favourite movie quote:	Don't have one
What weighs more your head or bottom?	Head
Who is your hero?	Me
Dream holiday destination:	My house!
Put in order of scariness: Santa, Coach Roman, Mickey Mouse, Captain Coop, Coach Chic (1=most scary, 5=least scary)	Santa, Mickey, Coop, Roman, Chic
What was your last New Year's Resolution?	Didn't - too cool for that!
Which of the Seven Dwarves are you most alike?	Dopey
Early bird or night owl?	Both
What would your superhero power be, and what would you wear?	Me, me, me - with hoodie and glitter
What TV show would you host?	Micky and Friends
Give some wisdom to the Vipers:	When I give wise words you will be able to fly!

I don't do poems, so look at this.

I am what I am, stupid, little, crazy, but never mental.

Oh, and the day I grow up, you will love me.

But until then you will have to love Me as Micky!

A few words from the coaches..."Micky stepped up well mid-way through last season when she became eligible to play for the senior team. She is both a fast learner and fast over the ice. A competitive player who utilises her speed and strength well in defense. There is without question a lot more to come from this girl. She has youth on her side and is sure to go on to great things. One of the most incredible things about Micky is the magnificent make-up; it always remains in perfect condition despite the first-rate work ethic and resultant sweat! We are hoping this season that our glitter girl off the ice will become one of the shining stars of the team on the ice. "