Laura Urquhart

Position:	Defence
Age:	45
Hockey Age:	30
Mental Age:	19!
Shoots:	Left with a very long reach
How best to describe the smell of your kit?	Homely, well used with a tinge of garlic
What is your best asset?	Age + experience (more age!)
Favourite movie quote:	"I'll be back" (again and again)
What weighs more your head or bottom?	Definitely my rear asset
Who is your hero?	Doc Durdle
Dream holiday destination:	Canada - the home of hockey
Put in order of scariness: Santa, Coach Roman, Mickey Mouse, Captain Coop, Coach Chic (1=most scary, 5=least scary)	Coach Chic, Coach Roman, Cap Coop, Santa, Mickey
What was your last New Year's Resolution?	Take every opportunity and no regrets.
Which of the Seven Dwarves are you most alike?	Grumpy
Early bird or night owl?	Early Bird
What would your superhero power be, and what would you wear?	Help everyone to eat healthy and look after their bodies. Costume would be a giant tomato (it's a superfood, did you know?!)
What TV show would you host?	You are Never Too Old!
Give some wisdom to the Vipers:	Put the right fuel in, train hard, play as a team and lead by example.

Laura may be old,

And thought her kit was sold.

Her skates had a bit of rust,

And her helmet needed a dust.

But she gave it her all,

And is definitely having a ball!

A few words from the coaches..."It was a while since Laura had kitted-up for the Vipers, or any hockey team for that matter, but as a favour to the team who were short on players one game last season, Laura returned to the ice to show-off her skills. Thankfully, she enjoyed her time so much that she has decided to play another season. The girls and coaches are delighted that this old-timer has decided to show these youngsters a thing or two! Unqestionably the tallest member of the hockey team who makes the most of her long reach and stride to cause difficulties for the opposition's offence. She also seems to have developed quite a slap shot and the coaches are very much looking forward to having a strong D-man who can pile the pressure on from the blue line. We hope that she will thoroughly enjoy being back in the fold!"