Laura Smith

Position:	Forward
Age:	17
Hockey Age:	5
Mental Age:	70
Shoots:	Right
How best to describe the smell of your kit?	Putrid
What is your best asset?	Erm...hardwork?
Favourite movie quote:	"Yeah, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her or something. I don't know, I wasn't really playing attention". (Harry. Dumb and Dumber)
What weighs more your head or bottom?	Bum
Who is your hero?	Haven't got one
Dream holiday destination:	Africa
Put in order of scariness: Santa, Coach Roman, Mickey Mouse, Captain Coop, Coach Chic (1=most scary, 5=least scary)	Captain Coop (only sometimes!), Santa, Mickey Mouse, Roman, Chic (haa)
What was your last New Year's Resolution?	None
Which of the Seven Dwarves are you most alike?	Grumpy
Early bird or night owl?	Night owl
What would your superhero power be, and what would you wear?	Superfarts! Ha ha!
Give some wisdom to the Vipers:	Score more goals than the opposite team!

My first goal just wouldn't come.

Didn't care if it came off my bum.

But in Flintshire I scored,

And my confidence scored,

And now I don't feel quite so glum!

A few words from the coaches..."Last season was Laura's first with the senior Vipers' team. We threw her on a line with that scary Captain and after she got over the initial shock, she calmed herself and had a good season! Laura is a forward who knows how to do the simple things well. A good passer, play-maker and thoughtful hockey player whose assist column last season probably didn't reflect her offensive contribution. We are delighted that Laura has re-signed and we hope that this will be a break-through season for a sporty girl that could develop into a great hockey player. She already has a great foundation on which to build and we are hoping that her determination will push her progress in the right direction. We have high hopes that Laura could be one of Vipers most offensive weapons this season."