Belinda Hirsh #

Position:	Forward
Age:	29
Hockey Age:	9.75!
Mental Age:	15
Shoots:	Right (though often it feels wrong)
How best to describe the smell of your kit?	Febreeze - "garden fresh"
What is your best asset?	Chilli (apparently)
Favourite movie quote:	"I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cos they are the two most fun things to do in cold weather"
What weighs more your head or bottom?	If my head weighed more than my bottom, I�d fall over!
Who is your hero?	Becky Cooke (she helped me with this question)
Dream holiday destination:	2 weeks camping in Cornwall
Put in order of scariness: Santa, Coach Roman, Mickey Mouse, Captain Coop, Coach Chic (1=most scary, 5=least scary)	Roman, Anna, Santa, Chic, Mickey Mouse
What was your last New Year's Resolution?	I didn't make one, sorry.
Which of the Seven Dwarves are you most alike?	Doc - duh!
Early bird or night owl?	Both
What would your superhero power be, and what would you wear?	I'd be Dash from the Incredibles
What TV show would you host?	International Gnome Wrestling
Give some wisdom to the Vipers:	Just play hockey and play it well...and wear a sports bra.

Late Bernie was a hockey playing gnome.

Who recently had started to roam.

Then she met the Vipers.

A friendly bunch of snipers,

She thinks she may finally have found home.

A few words from the coaches..."Bernie is back (later than everyone else) but she is back for her second season with the Vipers. Bernie fits in well with the Vipers team - she fills the general mould of being 'ever so slightly mental', has boundless energy and enthusiasm and dispenses valuable medical advice to the team! Bernie can always be relied upon to give 100% every shift and has a nack of being in the right place at the right time. She forechecks and backchecks all day long. Bernie has adapted well to life with the Vipers and I am hoping this season that she can maintain her high level of enthusiasm, continue to enjoy her hockey and become a role model for the younger players."