Anna Cooper #20

Position:	Centre
Age:	29
Hockey Age:	5
Mental Age:	(Age - Hockey Age) = 24
Shoots:	Right (not often enough)
How best to describe the smell of your kit?	Preferable only to rotten eggs
What is your best asset?	My inspirational round-the-net team talks!
Favourite movie quote:	"Men, its been a long war, its been a tough war. You've fought bravely, proudly for your country. You're a special group. You've found in one another a bond that exists only in combat, among brothers. You've shared foxholes, held each other in dire moments. You've seen death and suffered together. I'm proud to have served with each and every one of you. You all deserve long and happy lives in peace."
What weighs more your head or bottom?	Contrary to popular opinion, science has disproved the theory that Anna's bottom weighs more than her head!
Who is your hero?	Hockey hero = Tuomo Ruutu
Dream holiday destination:	Winter Olympic City
Put in order of scariness: Santa, Coach Roman, Mickey Mouse, Captain Coop, Coach Chic (1=most scary, 5=least scary)	Sometimes I scare myself! Everyone else is tied for a close second.
What was your last New Year's Resolution?	Learn to play 'Sweet Home Alabama' on the guitar.
Which of the Seven Dwarves are you most alike?	Bashful
Early bird or night owl?	Early Bird, except on hockey training days!
What would your superhero power be, and what would you wear?	I would have the ability to control a puck with my mind - and subsequently, my uniform would be that of any NHL hockey team I desired!
What TV show would you host?	The 100 Greatest Facial Expressions
Give some wisdom to the Vipers:	Don't ask questions if you're not prepared to hear the answer.

There was a captain called Coop,

Who skates with an undesirable stoop.

She may be fierce and scary,

Her expressions make people wary.

But she hopes she is still loved by her troop!

A few words from the coaches..."We are happy to hear that Anna is returning to the Vipers for the 2010/11 season. She brings a lot of entertainment to the team - even if she has no idea of how funny she actually is. Her falls, her squealing, her facial expressions, her fiery temper...she may not be that great at hockey but you can't help but smile when you watch her play! She captained the harmonious team last year but there were a few eyebrows raised about all the singing she made them do, so the captaincy may be under review this season! She brings to the team a certain level of intensity and determination (or stubbornness) that makes her a 'gritty' asset to the team. We are hoping for more of the same from her this year but it would be nice if she could learn to shoot and put a few more points on the board!"